It tastes like pink!!!

bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:26:15 +0200

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

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Wed, 08 May 2013 16:43:58 +0200

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Tue, 07 May 2013 20:06:33 +0200

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Sun, 05 May 2013 03:06:24 +0200

nice-wig-janis: shieldedwithasmile: In November of 1970,...

Sun, 05 May 2013 03:03:46 +0200

nice-wig-janis:

shieldedwithasmile:

In November of 1970, forty people were photographed at the exact instant after the photographer said, “You have a beautiful face.”

Reblogging again because I absolutely love this

its back :)

garlandesque: 17/50 photos of Barbra Streisand

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:59:44 +0200

garlandesque:

17/50 photos of Barbra Streisand

inspirebefore-youexpire: pattinsin: i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different...

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:49:16 +0200

inspirebefore-youexpire:

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

TRUTH

ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really...

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:48:58 +0200

ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

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Thu, 02 May 2013 23:56:52 +0200

3rd grade

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:42:41 +0200

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

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Thu, 02 May 2013 23:38:57 +0200

banmat: jerkidiot: in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:37:48 +0200

banmat:

jerkidiot:

in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom calliou” which means “you are part of me” and i think that’s really beautiful

pr0paganda: i’m glad i’ve lost some people in my life as friends this semester i realize how bad of...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:36:55 +0200

pr0paganda:

i’m glad i’ve lost some people in my life as friends this semester

i realize how bad of “friends” they were

and gained better ones.

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Thu, 02 May 2013 23:35:27 +0200

boygrimlark: that-stupid-tardis-sound: i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb: that-stupid-tardis-sound: ...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:30:54 +0200

boygrimlark:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here

Sacrifice him to Satan

no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
maybe tomorrow

I admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.

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Thu, 02 May 2013 23:29:17 +0200

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Thu, 02 May 2013 00:59:02 +0200

calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:58:28 +0200

calvincandies:

mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:33:58 +0200

imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector

shadows-and-starlight: I can just imagine Ellen going to her...

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:33:20 +0200

shadows-and-starlight:

I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard.
“Hey Ellen, what’s up?”
“I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.”
“What’s the question?”
“Has my marriage hurt your marriage?”
“Um…no.”
“Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”