banmat:

jerkidiot:

in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom calliou” which means “you are part of me” and i think that’s really beautiful

pr0paganda:

i’m glad i’ve lost some people in my life as friends this semester

i realize how bad of “friends” they were

and gained better ones.

boygrimlark:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here

Sacrifice him to Satan

no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
maybe tomorrow 

I admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.

calvincandies:

mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector 

shadows-and-starlight:

I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard.
“Hey Ellen, what’s up?”
“I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.”
“What’s the question?”
“Has my marriage hurt your marriage?”
“Um…no.”
“Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”

fue-go:

it really is

alexisagirl:

kaitrokowski:

“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”

Bring on equality, I could get used to this.