mindlesskids: if ugliness was measured in bricks i would be the great wall of china
lxvf: slightlysalty: Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s? fun fact
janeyoucrazy: if you don’t come home and immediately either take off your pants or change into pyjamas then i’m sorry but you’re living life wrong
sleeping-with-the-horizon-at-six: sleeping-with-the-horizon-at-six Basically, if it isn’t on the first page of google, it doesnt exsist
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
my hobbies include deleting your shit comments
*hides good snacks from family members*
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
katelynpossible: never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
queeflto: whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
inspirebefore-youexpire: pattinsin: i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear TRUTH
ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
banmat: jerkidiot: in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom calliou” which means “you are part of me” and i think that’s really beautiful
pr0paganda: i’m glad i’ve lost some people in my life as friends this semester i realize how bad of “friends” they were and gained better ones.
boygrimlark: that-stupid-tardis-sound: i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb: that-stupid-tardis-sound: my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here Sacrifice him to Satan no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner maybe tomorrow I admire your ability to keep your priorities...
calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
orangespeachesandlimes: batched: In the Netherlands you don’t say “I love you”, but “kaas, klompen en wiet klootzak”, which translates to “Without you, I am nothing”. I think that’s so beautiful.
condorn: Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
lovethroughthedarkdays: romulusthread: romulusthread: dont make a quotable book into a movie ever unless you want every white girl you know repeating the same quotes over and over and over and over and over and over again you guys realize that this is getting a movie too prepare to hear every stupid girl in your town going “sOmE INfINiTes ArE BiggER ThaN OtHEr InFINiTeS!!!!1!1...
rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
All Cory Monteith: Season 4 of Glee →
allcory: Finn kisses Emma, enjoys a frat-party. Rachel gets a plastic live-in lover who turns out to be a gigolo. Blaine sings. Kurt walks the corridors of NYADA, gets a new LI who’s barely there. Santana goes to NYC and becomes insta-prop for Hummelberry. Blaine sings. Sam dates a ND girl. Wait, is…
vvalruses: yoitsmargaux: vvalruses: volkSWAGen ohoho i see what you did there oh thank god i thought no one saw that giant and bolded fucking word right there